Doc I want you to make it look like I got top surgery with a plastic spoon what is so hard to understand

sinkies:

whatever I’m out of here.

dogpuppy:

willabee:

ALT

HAPPY WILLAWEEN

broken-horn-of-equius:

yorgen-sh:

Grampy you’ve got to lock the fu–

Oh apologies i was not familiar with your game

pjackk:

candytwist-deactivated20231123:

pjackk:

candytwist-deactivated20231123:

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd’s

do you jack off ?

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

yellbug:

telling my cat to stop licking trash using the following bank of adventure game protagonist voice lines:

• that’s not for kitties
• kitties can’t use that
• i don’t think so. not for kitties, I guess.
• heh… no way… that’s not for kitties
• huh? kitties can’t use that…
• kitties won’t be able to use that

importantcatpics:

evilqueerwizardassociation:

spikehunter:

ALT

ALT

Misionero Comido Por Tigre, 1907, Noé León

littlemissminu:

littlemissminu:

hmm i will maybe touch you but i am not committed

Full Metal Touch You Bitch

markovchaingang:

(in sex ed class) this is stupid when are we ever gonna need to use this lol