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certified freak. 10 days a week ✌️
[Thomas: in their 29st year of life]


Doc I want you to make it look like I got top surgery with a plastic spoon what is so hard to understand

sinkies:

whatever I’m out of here.

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willabee:

A photo of Willabee, a brown tabby cat with green eyes. She is posing with her fur a little poofy next to the front door which is decorated for Halloween.ALT

HAPPY WILLAWEEN

broken-horn-of-equius:

yorgen-sh:

Grampy you’ve got to lock the fu–

Oh apologies i was not familiar with your game

pjackk:

candytwist-deactivated20231123:

pjackk:

candytwist-deactivated20231123:

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd’s

do you jack off ?

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

yellbug:

telling my cat to stop licking trash using the following bank of adventure game protagonist voice lines:

  • that’s not for kitties
  • kitties can’t use that
  • i don’t think so. not for kitties, I guess.
  • heh… no way… that’s not for kitties
  • huh? kitties can’t use that…
  • kitties won’t be able to use that

evilqueerwizardassociation:

spikehunter:

two simple cartoon people holding hands. person 1: "what position do you want to try tonight" person 2: "missionary" person 1: "ok"ALT
the same cartoon people. one is dressed in a jaguar suit and crouched on hands and knees, grimacing. the other is dressed like a jesuit missionary, laying supine on the floor with a big smile on their face. this scene resembles the painting "Misionero Comido Por Tigre" by Noé León.ALT
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Misionero Comido Por Tigre, 1907, Noé León

littlemissminu:

littlemissminu:

hmm i will maybe touch you but i am not committed

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Full Metal Touch You Bitch

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markovchaingang:

(in sex ed class) this is stupid when are we ever gonna need to use this lol

Calcifer